While strolling past the statue of Thomas Moore on a chilly afternoon on December 15 2005, a group of tourists were shocked when the bronze bust of famed Irish poet came to life and spoke to them.
“What has Madonna been up to lately,” Moore asked the stunned group from Tallahassee Florida.
After a long pause, a female member of the group stepped forward. “She just released a new album called Confessions on a Dance Floor,” the women replied. “It’s kind of a mix of seventies disco with modern club music and that electronica stuff she likes.”
“Interesting,” the statue said. “I’m glad she’s getting back to her dance club roots because American Life was awful.”
And then the statue fell silent.
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