Think there’s no life out there beyond the stars? That we humans are the only intelligent beings in the cosmos? That the earth is the center of the universe? Wow. It must be hard to breathe way up there on your high horse.
Well prepare to have your skeptical mind blown! Extra terrestrials are real and they have left behind indisputable proof that they have been to Central Park…
That’s right. Crop Circles! These amazing spheres mysteriously appeared on the East Meadow in the Fall of 2011 and have baffled park goers and the local scientific community alike.
So suck it, non believers! When the visitors from another world make first contact with us, you’ll look like complete feebs!
In fact, those of us who never doubted will be more than happy to point your disbelieving butts out to our new space friends! Do what you will to them, our new intergalactic brethren!
Update: Upon further research it was discovered these so called “crop circles” are in fact clay ovals built specifically for the East Meadow, which reopened in September 2011 after a yearlong renovation. The ovals will be used for year round sports activities.
We sincerely apologize to our readers for the misunderstanding. And for the whole “let’s turn you over to the space aliens” thing. Sorry about that. It won’t happen again.