Important Announcement:

Due to the extreme heat wave that is gripping New York City, anyone visiting Central Park is advised to drink plenty of water, avoid over exertion, and wear appropriate sun protection.

You know what, just take off your clothes and walk around naked. Go right ahead. We’re totally okay with that. It is pretty friggin hot out there, so we might as well make the best of it right? So drop those pants and let it all hang out. Just put a towel down if you’re going to sit on a bench. Thanks.